The site allows you to plug in two pictures of people, or whatever, and see what would happen if they had a baby. It's easily the most fun you will have on the internet.
Possible uses:
1. See if your relationship is worth the effort or if you should end it now... If you're going to have ugly babies with someone, it might be time to consider adoption or a new partner entirely
2. Use pre-prepared pictures as an argument for a second date. Nothing gets a girl on board for date number 2 like a picture of your potential offspring.
3. Figure out if you were adopted. Upload pictures of both parents, and if you do not come out of the automatic baby generator, it may be time to have a talk with your "parents."
Now, I give you a few examples of this site's awesomeness:
When Perri and I have our test-tube baby and legally name it cookieface, it will look like this...
Sexy, right? Maybe he won't be the best looking kid, but he has the most kickass parents ever.
Next, I know you're all dying to find out what my baby with Carmen Electra will look like, since it is inevitable:
This one confuses me... I'm not sure where the hair came from, and I'm detecting a degree of African descent in the child... Carmen was cheating on me! Then again, we all know where it got that forehead (me, have you seen it?! its big!)
When the US government somehow infuses a child with both Chuck Norris's and my own genetics and creates a Captain America-esque alpha-human, it will look like this:
So on the accurate site, this kid is obviously hemorrhaging manliness. I appreciate the construction helmet as testament to his scruffy and badass persona, but we all know his skull will be indestructible and this is just not necessary. Those are not braces on his teeth, since they are perfect. They are just the remnants of his daily breakfast of rusted nails and creatine supplement.
Finally, as a test, I plugged my parents into the generator...
Impossible... The lies! The deception! Years of believing that these two incredible people were my parents. I don't know what to believe anymore. (Side note: While not my real parents, they are still the two coolest parents ever. So I'll keep em. Be jealous)
So that's about it. If I can't think of anything else to post, have an awesome Thanksgiving. No snarky comments, no sarcasm... I love Thanksgiving. Does it have to do with the fact that my family is 4 times better than yours and they cook an astonishing 5 to 6 times better than yours? Yes...yes it does. Enjoy your dry turkey and crusty, poorly prepared stuffing. Hope the gravy masks you family's culinary mistakes while I enjoy the best food ever!
xoxo
Gossip Girl is stupid
7 comments:
pure genius right here.
haha i love you...and our blond baby?
xoxo
stop making fun of gossip girl.
I think your parents' baby kind of looks like you. The forhead comment after carmen electra was incredible.
xoxo(ing all night long)
darren
p.s. xoxo I agree with perri, dont make fun of gossip girl, that just crosses the line.
where do you find this random stuff? love it
im gonna have to agree with darren and perri about the bit about gossip girl...dont hate
Perri, I'm a natural blond. I'm so sorry I didn't tell you and it had to come out this way. Do I wear duck costumes around everywhere? Yes... But that isn't grounds for that baby looking anything like me.
xoxo
Deal with it
Dad and I had no idea you were adopted. We are confused and frightened. Does the possibility alien abduction explain it?
we love you no matter what planet you are from
i don't think i know abitinapropriate, but I think i speak for both perri and myslef when I say we're glad to have you on our side.
Also, HI MRS. MARINO!!~!!!!!
hahahahahaha i loved the ending jesse. that was funny.
xoxo
you're not alone in your disapproval of gossip girl.
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