My name is Jesse, and this is my blog. I had one a while ago, then I got distracted by sleeping, eating and watching TV. Now I am at college, and I am using the blog to distract me from studying, sleeping all day and being generally unproductive.
About me: I'm fucking awesome. I am occasionally witty and always interesting. You will read this blog regularly because it mirrors these traits.
People who should read my blog: You, people who have no religion and need one, anyone who could use a drop-kick to the head of humor and wisdom, those less enlightened than myself (everyone) and a publishing company looking to put out a book of my stuff (I'll only do it for a suitcase of cold hard cash).
People who should not (and cannot) read my blog because it will blow their minds all over their computer screens: Canadians, French people, French Canadians, Atheists (because I will become their God, and they will explode from the paradox), Dallas Cowboys fans and people who don't appreciate humor (douche bags).
With that being said, welcome aboard. I'll update every few days to give your mind a chance to absorb/recover before blowing it all over again.
1 comment:
im proud to be your cousin
i just read all of your blogs backwards lmao <3
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